Maybe blogger (you fuckers!) being down today was a good thing. It forced me to do a much-needed update.
Scroll down, go ahead, look on the right.
You see ALL those blogs?
Yeah, I read those. All of 'em.
I just have to say, if it wasn't for reading other people's blogs, and blogging myself, my mind would be so overstuffed with thoughts that I could not function.
Seriously, I'd spend all day on my ass on the couch contemplating the aspects of my children's ear wax.
Instead, I only do that for about ten minutes a day.
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OHMyGOD! You are so funny. I hurt my chest laughing at your writing. First, the "good luck with that" cracked me up and then the "the eggplant lady". And then the blogger comment. AH! I love it. I needed a laugh today. Thanks.
I tried making a little mini prototype bag today. It was awful. What is up with foldin' the f'in bottom corners up, unstuff and pucker and do 10 jumping jacks. I don't get it. I thought I was getting it. I was so wrong. Dumbass.
My mini bag sucks.
First I sewed up the whole top. Put in the handles and sewed both sides together. Kinda hard to be a bag without a GD opening in it! Then, there was a giant hole in the bottom. How do you sew the straps on when the bag is sewed together. The other side gets in the way. How can I be so stupid? Better stick with dumbie cards.
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