While I was changing Darwin's diaper...
"Yes, Darwin, I know you love your penis. But I need to put your diaper on now."
"Yeah, Mommy doesn't like penis, Darwin."
"Uh, Griffin? I don't have a penis."
"You don't? Did yours break off?"
"No, I wasn't born with a penis. I have a vagina."
"You have a dagina?"
"Yes, I have a vagina. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. And I'm a girl."
"Oh..." ::thinking:: ::Comes over to me and UNBUTTONS MY PANTS::
"Um, Griffin? Whatcha doin'?"
"I wanna see your dagina."
"No, that's not appropriate."
"But you've seen my penis. I wanna see your dagina. Please? Please, please?"
"No. You know how no one is allowed to look or touch you where you wear your underpants? You're not allowed to look or touch anyone else where they wear their underpants."
"So I can't see your dagina?"
"Otay. I'll wait and see Ella's."
OH MY GAWD. THIS CHILD.