Friday, January 20, 2006

Poop Hunt

Time it takes me to run down to the basement, get another rinse cycle started in the washer, and check e-mail: 8.2 minutes

Time it takes Darwin to strip naked, take off his poopy diaper and wander around the house leaving surprises everywhere only to sit in front of the tv: less than 8.2 minutes

Time it takes me to find (I think) all the surprises all over the house, with no light source in the living room (Darwin broke the last lamp last week) and no good sunlight due to rain: 1.3 hours

Oh yeah. Its a fabulous day.


Tom said...

Yowza.....This is why I have endless respect for parents like you and am pretty sure I don't have what it takes to raise kids!

Anonymous said...

been there, done that. yup. it sucks. exponentially.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, do I ever feel your pain! I'm considering a boarding kinda military style preschool myself. (heh, you know i'm kidding)