"So, guess what I did today."
"What?"
"Dude, guess."
"I don't know. What?"
"I cleaned up downtown."
"You cleaned up downtown?"
"Yes."
"Oh really?"
"Yes. Because I have my annual vajayjay on Thursday."
"Wait a minute.. you cleaned up for your doctor?"
"Duh. I can't be going in there with her thinkin' I'm majoring in Forestry or something."
::blink::
"What?"
"It's just... but it's for me too, right?"
"NO. Not for you."
"Stupid OB, stealing all my thunder."
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Oh but he will soooo reap the benefits. Just sayin.
Hahahahahahahah!!!
:::wipes away tears:::
Teh awesome.
I loved the post the moment I rad Vajayjay
Usually I'm your friendly resident lurker...
but dear Jebus, this post made me laugh so hard that I sent it to my husband.
And now he can't stop singing 'Forest Fire' by Lloyd Cole.
Thank you for the smiles, lady!
-amy rue
bwahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best post I've read this week!
LOL, this cracked me up! Thanks for the smile and laugh! :)
Nice blog posst
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