Thursday, May 31, 2007

Monkey Business on a Sunny Afternoon

(Answering the phone), "Hey Dad, what's up?"

(Talking about his business), "... so I'm going to need to keep the phone on my at all times and charged."

"Well, I keep mine in my pocket and I have it set on ring and vibrate. So if the kids are being really loud, I can still feel it ringing."

"Does it give you orgasms too?"

"Dad, I don't know what kind of pants you wear, but my pockets are on my outer thighs."

15 comments:

PamKittyMorning said...

Dad is cracking me up!

LauraJ said...

I can't believe your dad said that!

Heidijayhawk said...

your dad sounds like a total character! so funny!

Chickenbells said...

OH...how fun...what kind of pants DOES he wear?!

Michelle said...

Your Dad is hysterical!

Angelina said...

I love how surreal conversations with parents can be.

laeroport said...

I don't ever want to have a conversation like that with my dad. Ewww..

nuttnbunny said...

snork!

lera said...

Hmmm. I don't think that's a conversation I would have with my parents.

Renee said...

That's too funny. He's just looking for the big O anywhere he can get it.

peggy said...

You seem like your father's daughter, or the acorn doesn't fall too far from the oak. Or some other corny saying.

vive said...

pretty crass...

it explains alot

amy h said...

Yes, that must be your dad. :) Funny, funny.

The person above me here needs to loan me some of their spare time.

Dawn said...

Bwwaaahhhhahahahaha. Sounds like my dad except today it was a convo about worm blowers - um, yeah... ask any fisherman.

cheryl said...

you mean your dad knows you have orgasms?!? EEEEEEEK. ;)