(Answering the phone), "Hey Dad, what's up?"
(Talking about his business), "... so I'm going to need to keep the phone on my at all times and charged."
"Well, I keep mine in my pocket and I have it set on ring and vibrate. So if the kids are being really loud, I can still feel it ringing."
"Does it give you orgasms too?"
"Dad, I don't know what kind of pants you wear, but my pockets are on my outer thighs."
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Dad is cracking me up!
I can't believe your dad said that!
your dad sounds like a total character! so funny!
OH...how fun...what kind of pants DOES he wear?!
Your Dad is hysterical!
I love how surreal conversations with parents can be.
I don't ever want to have a conversation like that with my dad. Ewww..
snork!
Hmmm. I don't think that's a conversation I would have with my parents.
That's too funny. He's just looking for the big O anywhere he can get it.
You seem like your father's daughter, or the acorn doesn't fall too far from the oak. Or some other corny saying.
pretty crass...
it explains alot
Yes, that must be your dad. :) Funny, funny.
The person above me here needs to loan me some of their spare time.
Bwwaaahhhhahahahaha. Sounds like my dad except today it was a convo about worm blowers - um, yeah... ask any fisherman.
you mean your dad knows you have orgasms?!? EEEEEEEK. ;)
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