"Hey Laura, come here!"
"Did you know there's a way to turn a turkey carcass into a sleigh?"
"You can ::snapping bones:: turn a turkey ::snap:: into a sleigh. For Santa. See?"
"Well, ::bones cracking:: I haven't broken off all the bones ::snap:: yet. There. That's better. See? You can turn it into a sleigh. You just boil it then you can decorate it. Like with glitter."
"Why the hell would I want to do that for?"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAFTY, THAT'S WHY."