I did not get a dick in a box for Mother's Day.
Instead, Aaron gave me a raging head cold teamed with sore throat, acidic stomach and sinus infection. Which has resulted in a sandpaper mustache and burns in my pillowcases from the nasty nasal drip.
And everyone has it. Aaron's home from work for the second day in a row and the boy never stays home from work.
So... if I'm quiet this week... it means I'm getting a free facial acid peel.