:: snort ::
"Oh, there's an advertisement in Martha Stewart Living this month for a fair that celebrates! twenty! five! years! of! good! things! and tickets are a hundred and fifty-five bucks just to get in the door, doing workshops cost even more."
"For a hundred and fifty-five dollars, I'd expect Martha Stewart to be there."
"Oh, she'll be there. But for a hundred and fifty-five dollars I'd expect her to go down on me too."
"Oh really. And you think you'd enjoy that?"
"Well, she does claim to be an expert at everything she does."