:: snort ::
"What?"
"Oh, there's an advertisement in Martha Stewart Living this month for a fair that celebrates! twenty! five! years! of! good! things! and tickets are a hundred and fifty-five bucks just to get in the door, doing workshops cost even more."
"For a hundred and fifty-five dollars, I'd expect Martha Stewart to be there."
"Oh, she'll be there. But for a hundred and fifty-five dollars I'd expect her to go down on me too."
"Oh really. And you think you'd enjoy that?"
"Well, she does claim to be an expert at everything she does."
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Oh I'd expect a hell of a lot more than that for that kind of money!
Ahh Martha. Well she would probably have some good experience having been in prison after all. I still can't help but LOVE HER.
*gag* I think *gag* I'm going to be *gag* sick...
ew! Martha???? ;)
Tee-hee!You are sooo rude!!
I love reading your blog!!!!!!
Girl! We so think alike!
My kids are wondering why Im laughing my ass off right now, *snicker*
I bet Martha would have a good idea about how to get my keyboard clean after I just spat Diet Coke all over whilst reading this post....
:)
If she is so good at "everything" why is she alone? Maybe you found her weakness.
you make me LAUGH>.. thanks !!
what to say? what to say?
Oh Laura. I smile and shake my head. You're a trip.
Ooooooooo...
Funny, but ooooooo...
Hahahahaha! That Martha is one expensive fair lady ;) Maybe she learned something new in the pokey.
You must have seen the segment on Martha's show where she tied a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue. ;)
I don't know. Martha is such an entrepreneur that if she had any expertise in that area I'd expect her to start a new spin-off franchise. I have a few ideas for what the show could be titled, but I'll spare you for now...
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