Saturday, August 19, 2006

You Can Do Me in the Morning, You Can Do Me in the Night

:: snort ::

"What?"

"Oh, there's an advertisement in Martha Stewart Living this month for a fair that celebrates! twenty! five! years! of! good! things! and tickets are a hundred and fifty-five bucks just to get in the door, doing workshops cost even more."

"For a hundred and fifty-five dollars, I'd expect Martha Stewart to be there."

"Oh, she'll be there. But for a hundred and fifty-five dollars I'd expect her to go down on me too."

"Oh really. And you think you'd enjoy that?"

"Well, she does claim to be an expert at everything she does."

17 comments:

manda said...

Oh I'd expect a hell of a lot more than that for that kind of money!

PamKittyMorning said...

Ahh Martha. Well she would probably have some good experience having been in prison after all. I still can't help but LOVE HER.

kirsty said...

*gag* I think *gag* I'm going to be *gag* sick...
ew! Martha???? ;)

Kristy said...

Tee-hee!You are sooo rude!!

patrice said...

I love reading your blog!!!!!!

Lyn said...

Girl! We so think alike!

vintagechica said...

My kids are wondering why Im laughing my ass off right now, *snicker*

LLA said...

I bet Martha would have a good idea about how to get my keyboard clean after I just spat Diet Coke all over whilst reading this post....

:)

marshamlow said...

If she is so good at "everything" why is she alone? Maybe you found her weakness.

estea said...

dammit now i hafta buy a new keyboard.

stupid foot!

diana said...

you make me LAUGH>.. thanks !!

Angela said...

what to say? what to say?
Oh Laura. I smile and shake my head. You're a trip.

Alicia A. said...

Ooooooooo...

Funny, but ooooooo...

Cathy said...

Hahahahaha! That Martha is one expensive fair lady ;) Maybe she learned something new in the pokey.

laeroport said...

You must have seen the segment on Martha's show where she tied a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue. ;)

Bessilu said...

OMG you kill me. Ha!

kristi said...

I don't know. Martha is such an entrepreneur that if she had any expertise in that area I'd expect her to start a new spin-off franchise. I have a few ideas for what the show could be titled, but I'll spare you for now...