Friday, August 18, 2006

Doctor, Doctor Gimme the News...



I'm not crippled anymore!*

*this is a blatant lie... I have a hella limp and a long list of exercises I am never allowed to do... like squats. How will I forever tolerate my ass hanging low if I can never do swats again? And my foot still hurts.

Stupid fucking foot.

10 comments:

autum said...

Glad to see the you're boot free. Were you really going to be doing squats anyway? Who does squats?

Alicia A. said...

Yipppeeee! Boot-free Laura!!!

(Squats. Pphhftt.)

amy h said...

Oh no, that is horrible -- a lifelong excuse not to do squats!

You must be so glad to get rid of that boot with as hot as it has been.

Bitterbetty said...

did you do squats before?
congrats on giving your boot the boot..
there must be something you have to give up that is much more regretable than squats..

PamKittyMorning said...

Yeah, I wish someone would make me give up the squats. You know, like legit.. so I wouldn't feel like such a slacker. (and like my ass hanging low is pretty much the least of my problems.) Congrats on being boot-free.

Cheryl said...

YAY! what a lovely sight, the boot in the trash. Did your leg stink? Was there cheese? I want details! I'm gross like that. LOL. oh - and sorry about your ass. Bummer.

Anonymous said...

Glad the boot is off. I'll do your squats for you, don't worry. That is, when I remember to do them myself :-)

laeroport said...

Yippeee! Boot free at last! Squats schmats! Did he prohibit tap dancing?

lera said...

yay! yay! yay!!!!

can you NEVER do squats EVER again? or just until you are completely healed?

kristi said...

Woo-hoo! I think you should take the boot out into the forest, light it on fire, and do a dance around it (nakedness is optional). But I suppose dancing around the fire is probably out for now... :(