For the first time since The Stupid Fucking Foot Incident, I took the boys to the park yesterday.
And what's the very first thing that happened when I stepped out of the van?
I stepped on a stick.
::shaking fists in air::
Before we left, I grabbed some sage from the back yard.
And I burned it in the parking lot where I broke my foot. You know, to cleanse the park.
IT HAD BETTER WORK.
The boys had a great time...
... it was 70 degrees, sunny and warm...
... and last night we had hail, floods and tornadoes. And now it's snowing.