Wednesday, April 30, 2008

All Around the Kitchen, Cock-a-Doodle-Doodle-Doo

The space behind refrigerators and stoves are disgusting. Utterly, throughly, gaggingly disgusting. Trust me.

But! Did you know? New appliances are on WHEELS. Wheels, people. Wheels with which you can move them and clean behind refrigerators and stoves weekly.

Not to say I'll do it weekly now, but I can and damn it, that's good enough.


And you know what else? Supposedly new stoves have four working burners and an oven that can hold a consistent temperature and refrigerators actually hold consistent temperatures.

I actually can't believe that though. I mean, seriously. What am I gonna do if my fridge and stove work properly? What will I have to fret over now?

15 comments:

misschris said...

Dude. The space behind a stove is awful. Ick. Ack. Gag. And that's all I have to say about that.

Except, congrats on the new appliances. Yippee!

LauraJ said...

the washer?

PamKittyMorning said...

Don't worry, new things to fret about I'm sure are on the horizon.

HAPPY NEW APPLIANCES.

Chickenbells said...

The washing machine and dryer?

Lord I love new appliances (even though my stove is from the 40's, it was new to me)

Happy cleaning the gross fuzzies!

Marshamlow said...

What about the washing machine and dryer? Your new appliances are totally awesome.

dee said...

i have no idea what is behind my stove.
I don't intend to find out either.
ignorance IS bliss.

montague said...

WOOHOO for new appliances. i am scared about what might be under our fridge and stove. thankfully i don't know and i don't need to know. i'm just renting.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

How's your car? Trust me, there will always be somethin' to fret about! You so, deserve those awesome appliances! Congrats!

Heidijayhawk said...

i about freaked when we moved and got new appliances! they really do move easily! and you are going to just die the first time you cook something and it actually bakes all the way through evenly!

World Wide Alternative said...

Ha!
My fridge is on wheels.
Four sticky, congealed, fluffed up never been moved before wheels...Xxx

Anonymous said...

Oooh, new appliances. I'm jealous of the stove.

Unknown said...

ohhhh pretty new knobs! I would be fretting about learning how to cook with appliances that actually work. HAHA!

Anonymous said...

I think that bit about ALL 4 burners working is an urban legand!

Anonymous said...

wheels? really? i only got our appliances 3 years ago, no wheels... most are 'built in' though, so you'd have to move the kickboard to move them... but it does sound like a groundbreaking brilliant idea for freestanding appliances! i wouldn't mind moving my washer or dryer once a year to clean behind them, but i don't think that's ever going to happen... hold on, a washer on wheels? would that not go off travelling during the spin cycle??

Chara Michele said...

wheels? seriously? that would be amazing... although it would also mean there was less of an excuse to clean behind all those appliances! :)