It was a lovely day at the park, playing with friends. When all of the sudden, Griffin began screaming, "Darwin ate wheat! Darwin ate wheat!"
Darwin ate some Cheatos from some kids we don't know.
Which apparently don't have wheat but are still filled with soy and cheese.
Darwin's allergic to soy and dairy.
I had to shove my finger down his throat to make him throw up.
In front of my friends.
And then I had to rush him home to give him benadryl.
Dude. Food allergies suck major ass.