I'm done acting like the one with the penis around here.
My children completely lose any resemblance to Rational Human Beings when they see a bug in the house. Even a little ol' ladybug just going about her (his?) business.
And don't even ask me about my husband. If he sees a spider he squeals like a little girl and his arms go frailing about. Especially if I force him to kill it and it moves. Dear God.
And with spring here? Oy. I feel like I'm putting out fires all day long, only without any smoke damage.