Aaron and I bickered all weekend.
"Stop. It."
"What am I suppose to be stopping, Laura?"
"That breathing. Knock if off."
"My breathing?"
"Yes. Stop. It. You. Are. Driving. Me. Crazy."
And you know what else? My boobs hurt. Like, seriously. It's been going on for a week. Stop being tender already girls. Knock it off. And stop being swollen and bloated already. Geesh.
And the boys are sick. Nothing says LOVE like covering your mother in vomit. Noth. Ing.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to dress myself in black, lock myself in my bedroom and listen to The Cure all day.
17 comments:
Well happy Monday to you! I just watched “Sweet Home Alabama” yesterday & when I read your post all I could think of is when she yaked all over the front seat of the truck. Yummy! Oh look it’s lunch time. Fabulous! I hope that the rest of your day is puke-free!
Oh, yuck. I hope you're all better soon, and that Aaron learns how to breathe more quietly. Hang in there!
blech. I hate terrible horrible no good very bad days (but I love the book). Don't forget the ton of black eyeliner and gravity defying hair gel.
Hope the rest of today is better.
Well, it is Monday. I have annoying breathers at my house, so I know where you're coming from.
I've been contemplating a down comforter and the closet all day. I can watch movies too on the portable dvd player. Unfortunately, they always find me... always.
I hope this week gets better and Aaron's breathing improves;)
I totally get the breathing thing too.
especially at night, when they breathe their stinky breath ON you and you're still trying to fall asleep...
hey my boys have been loving me too this weekend! great stuff.
just a thought... why are you ... tender... are you ... ? nooooo... are you really?
Yeah, my husband breathes too, blood inconsiderate!
Ah geez. That sucks. Here's hoping for better days.
OHMYGOD you are? you're not?
I've had that really owie tender thing happen too ...and no not when I was pregnant! Try taking a good vitamin E. It helped me after just a couple days!!
P.S. The purple stuff is cranberry. I didn't have the right pastel color, so it's a bit wonky colored.
i don't care if monday's blue.
it's friday i'm in love.
; )
happy turkey day lady, I'LL MISS YOUR BLOG SO MUCH I CAN'T STAND IT.
but i'll eat lots of pie and feel better.
xxxxx
me
omg - I am laughing so hard because my sister has a sensitivity to how people breathe!!!I kid you not. Also to how people chew.
Yeah...those people who breathe can be really annoying...I woke up at 5 am to my own breathing and couldn't get back to sleep...grrrr...then I listened to the sound of my heart beating and it was all quite loud and whatnot!
Good luck with the boys too...maybe they'll be all sicked out before the holiday, and it will still be fun. Mama in black for Thanksgiving makes me feel kind of sad.
the last two times i had tender breasts - they were called Noah and Seth!
Are we going somewhere with this?
Yeah, Jim insists on breathing all the bloody time too! WHY???? Just STOP IT NOW!!!!
sorry about the vomit etc - kid's love is a beautiful thing aint it?
And sore huh? Swollen huh? Anything not shown up this month Laura????
Manda
oh my!
i'm hoping he's better by now and that no one else gets sick. not a good week for sick kiddos (or adults!)
I see everyone else is thinkin' what I'm a-thinkin'...
... sore, swollen, GESTATING...
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