Tuesday, November 28, 2006

T-T-T-T-T-Tasty, Tasty

"You know what sounds really good?"
"What?"
"Baked beans and guacamole."
"Huh?"
"Baked beans and guacamole."
"Uh-oh."
"Uh-oh? There is no uh-oh."
"Do you want to eat them together?"
"Not mixed together."
"Uh-oh."
"Uh-oh's are not an option."
"Oh shit?"
"No, no oh shit's either."
"Son of a bitch?"
"If you are trying to insinuate that I'm pregnant, I'm not. Now, go get me some avocados."

23 comments:

PamKittyMorning said...

Pretty funny. When I first read this I read 'black beans' .. but baked beans??? that seems wrong and yes, just a tad pregnantish, but you're not, right? If you are though, I'll make a baby quilt and get it in the mail.

capello said...

As much as I've love a baby quilt, I'm not pregnant!

And I'm saving everyone from photographic evidence, unless no one doesn't believe me *that* much.

Kim - ScrapToMyLu said...

we want to see a photo of your belly! NOW!

Alicia A. said...

oooooo... the beans-guac combo AND the photographic evidence...

angela said...

I'm guessing that wasn't the kind of photo you were teasing about showing.BUT ANYHOW. Babe, that sounds like a gross combination....I mean, I know you are the master chef and all, I eat food out of a can, but still.
;-)

TinkerBlue said...

Oooh yuck. Not a fan of baked beans. Sure you're not pregnant?

Ali said...

Well, at least you've admitted to taking the test, but they can be wrong sometimes y'know!

And hey, pregnancy's only one excuse for fancying something weird.

amy h said...

I don't know if I want to know what kind of photographic evidence you're talking about. I'll just take your word for it. :)

PMS and pregnant do often feel a whole lot alike.

lera said...

Are you going to take a pregnancy test or am I going to have to come to Kansas and MAKE you take one?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Oh, I see your comment ... no photographic evidence please.) :-)

beki said...

Hmmm, I'm not convinced that there's not a bun in the oven.
Baked beans and guacomole? YUCK!

monica said...

hey think about all the lovely baby things your new baby will get from all of us...

ok just kidding you. I guess at least that was a logical explanation of why on earth you'd want to eat those two things together...

Yuk.

Cathy said...

Are you sure?! hehe

kirsty said...

You know you can be pregnant INSPITE of evidence? Even THAT kind of evidence?? (I'm just ading the sore boobs and baked beans/guacamole together)I might just start a baby gift anyway. Pays to be ready.

Manda said...

Seriously? So you're saying your NOT pregnant? And we're supposed to believe you?

lindiepindie said...

Hmmm...I'm getting caught up after the long weekend. All your posts came through on bloglines today, I think, maybe yesterday? Bloglines used to pick me up a minute after I posted, now it seems to take hours. I'll check what feed I'm subscribing to...

Marsha said...

I am still a bit sad that I wont be having any more babies. I hope you are, so I can be excited without all the work.

Meegan Blue said...

I'm wondering about the pregnancy status as well...seems that there has been a strange amount of evidence as of late, as Ms. Marple might say. I think you're bluffing. I'm getting started on my baby gift now. Congratulations!!! Heh heh.

Soo said...

I'm getting started on a baby gift too.....just in case!!!

PamKittyMorning said...

I think you doth protest too much. Well not really, I just wanted to say that.

kristi said...

Really? Baked beans and guacamole? How was it? I suppose if the baked beans weren't too sweet, it might work...

I'm going to refrain from mentioning pregnancy, because you live close enough to me to drive over here and kick my butt.

estea said...

sounds good to me.

and i make killer baked beans. 5 kinds of beans, uncured bacon. yum.

anyhoo, i have SO been in the pregnancy scare world. oooo scary.

here's to weird snacks and no more babies...

; )

Angelina said...

I was thinking that sounded pretty good too.

And I'll drink to weird snacks and no more babies every day of the week!

What a buzz!

Chickenbells said...

hmmmm...odd combination. It does make one ponder what could be happening!