So.... good news: the bone in the nose is not broken.
Bad news: the cartilage is.
Let's look at the photographic evidence.... Before:
Nice, normal, cute little nose. Right? Right.
The Barbara Streisand nose. Oh my fuck.
So. Yeah. Hi. The cartilage in my nose is broken. I now have a nice knot on my nose. Everything is swollen and I can't breathe.
I have to give my nose a month to heal. If I still have the lump and/or breathing problems, then I get to go visit an Ear, Nose and Throat specialist and have plastic surgery to fix it. My nose is the last place I would have ever considered having plastic surgery before this.
Wanna know the worst part? The damn doctor didn't even give me any good pain pills. The bastard.