"Hap-hap-happy holidays everyone! The season has officially begu-"
"May I help you with something? Who are you?"
"Hello. I'm Magically Fairy Holly. It's such an honor to be here." ::giggle::
"Miss, are you lost? Not to be a jerk or anything, but you're on my turf here missy..."
"Oh," ::giggle:: "I am? I do believe I was invited..."
"Look here, little lady. I will fucking cut you. You understand Miss Silver Lips? I will cut you I swear to God, so you just back your little self up an-"
POOF!
::giggle:: "The first rule of the holiday season is don't fuck with the bitch holding a wand."
19 comments:
OMG, this year is going to be soooo incredibly hilarious. I cannot wait.
Thanks so much for sharing your Lego Advent with us. You post made me lol!!
You're the best!
Rebecca F.
Hee hee hee hee...
Oh - I am so going to enjoy the daily cage matches between your dueling Lego Advent calendars...
(and I was glad to see that the serial killer with his circular saw was besting by the fairy. Although - those silver lips are almost as scary as a serial killer...)
OH MY!!! Or the chick holding the credit card!!!
Yea... the silver lips are giving me a bit of the willies
LOL... thanks for sharing!
lala :o)
lmaooooooooooooo! hifrigginlarious! And the silver lips...Kinda makes me want to check the ingredients in my M.A.C lip gloss. Maybe that's gong around! lol..thanks for the laugh
yay! it's that time of year again. i think i started reading you last year during the lego advent. good times.
and i can't believe you bought the girly one.
Woo-hoo! I love the dueling advent calendars. That'll teach Mr. I-Have-a-Circular-Saw!
Hahahahaha. You're AWESOME. I'm so glad I found your blog. I needed a god laugh.
Poor little Lego fella didn't stand a chance.
Keep 'em coming, it was hilarious.
NOW IT REALLY FEELS LIKE DECEMBER!!!
Yay! It's Lego Advent Calendar time!
lego AWESOMENESS!
Hilarious! I love reading your blog...it keeps me laughing.
Oh...did Holly's expression totally change for anyone else? Seriously...she looked all happy and cute and then looked rather dismayed before she liquidated the construction guy...
Then again, what did he expect? You can't just pull out a power tool and threaten someone this time of year...specially if that someone is holding a wand (and does their lips silver)
I can only imagine what will happen this month with TWO Lego advent calendars!
LOLOLOL
That shit there is Exactly Why my 3 year old nieces are getting fairy costumes from me for the holidaze..
Because you are never too young to appreciate POWER.
I'm so glad she's wearing her pretty dress and holding her fancy wand!
You crack me up.
Cheers! LA
LMAO walk softly and carry I big wand I always say.
Oh I have been looking forward to your yearly excitment with the old advent calender...like none around!!! Its brill, thanks for the smiles...
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