"Do you know what your son just did?"
"As I was walking Griffin up to bed he was going 'fah... fah... fah... fah...'"
"'Fah... fah... fah... FUCK.' And I said, 'Griffin! We don't say that word. Why did you say that?' and he said, 'We were learning sounds today and teacher said to find words that begin with fah. So I did. FUCK.' So then I told him we don't use that word and came up with other words like farm and fun but I'm certain his teacher didn't tell him to learn words that began with 'fah' but words that began in 'fff.'"
"Well, I know he didn't learn that word from me."
"Didn't learn that word from you My Ass."
"You just said ASS. He totally learned that word from you."
"If he had said shit, I'd agree. But he most certainly learned 'fuck' from you!"