While I was on the phone with a friend...
"Hey Mommy, who are you talkin' too?"
"I'm talkin' to the gypsies, Griffin. We're trying to agree on a price for you."
"Oh.... I DON'T WANT TO BE SOLD TO THE GYPSIES! Wwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh! DON'T SELL ME TO THE GYPSIES! I'D MISS DADDY TOO MUCH!"
"Yeah, Daddy! BECAUSE HE'S NOT THE ONE SELLING ME TO THE GYPSIES!"
"But it's because of HIS five-week business trip that I need to sell you to the gypsies!"
(One more day, oh my heavenly fuck, one more day.)