I totally rock.
Of course, you already knew that, didn't ya?
Oh, wait. You're probably waiting for a reason. Well, hmph. ::stomping feet:: Perhaps this will appease you:
I made a zipper pouch.
Fuck yeah, I MADE A ZIPPERED POUCH!
And look! It's lined! And it's pretty! And I turned my sewing machine into my little bitch!
(And people wonder why I titled this site "no appropriate behavior." Ahem.)
Anyway, I've been working on it for weeks (fucking Sears, they don't stock my sewing machine parts and took FOREVER to send me a fucking zipper foot) and look! It's done!
Go me! Go me! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!