"Hey, Mommy. Your name is Laura"
"Yes, Griffin."
"Your name is Laura."
"That's correct.""
::uncomfortable silence::
"Laura."
"Yes, Griffin, but you call me 'Mommy.'"
"But I think I want to start calling you 'Laura.'"
"No, you call me 'Mommy.'"
"Laura."
"Perhaps I should get my name legally changed to 'Mommy,' that way no one can call me Laura or Mom or Mother..."
"OR MOTHERFUCKER. That way no one can call you 'Motherfucker' either!"
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That boy is a little too smart for his own good!
Then he could change his name to "smart-ass" Oh...the possibilities for fun family names never ends does it?!
He's a smartie just like his Mommy.
I can not imagine where he got that. ;)
Pure creativity really!
Chill out Laura...
uh-uh ... did he really say that?
Hahahahaha!
Oops, Mommy/Laura...
It kind of freaks me out when Max says my name. Which I suspect he does once in a while just to freak me out.
:)) giggle snort snort!
I'd definitely go for the legal name change before the last name choice spews from his lips!
Go get his birth certificate right now and change his name to S.O.B. -- I dare ya!!! Gawd I love coming over here, especially since I can't watch comedy specials on HBO anymore what with all these kids running around here needing little ears sheltered...
we have those conversations too. I'd love to call me 'mamma'. Ohhh nooo.
right now I'm...'MUUUUUMMMM'. Normally shouted loudly.
YOur kid is funny. He knows what buttons to press, right?
OMG. LOL. I love that kid.
oh no he di-n't!
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