Friday, April 20, 2007

I'm Sorry Baby, I Didn't Mean to Turn You On

I totally rock.

Of course, you already knew that, didn't ya?

Oh, wait. You're probably waiting for a reason. Well, hmph. ::stomping feet:: Perhaps this will appease you:


I made a zipper pouch.

Fuck yeah, I MADE A ZIPPERED POUCH!


And look! It's lined! And it's pretty! And I turned my sewing machine into my little bitch!

(And people wonder why I titled this site "no appropriate behavior." Ahem.)

Anyway, I've been working on it for weeks (fucking Sears, they don't stock my sewing machine parts and took FOREVER to send me a fucking zipper foot) and look! It's done!

Go me! Go me! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

26 comments:

LauraJ said...

slap a little strap on there and you'll have a wristlet! all the rage lately.
love your zippered pouch because well YOU made it!
hooray for tacking the zipper!
What's next?

lera said...

It looks GREAT!!!!!! I love those fabrics.

laeroport said...

You do so totally rock. And that fabric is fab!

And I love reading you swearing and then imagining those same words coming out of your mouth with your cute squeaky voice. Tee Hee! It just fucking makes me giggle. ;)

PamKittyMorning said...

Your inappropriateness is what I love about you best. Love the bag!

Marsha said...

You totally Rock!

Amy said...

Very impressive - those are hard. And you're welcome for the apron book!

oilclothjunkie said...

Yeah! Zippered Pouches!!! Once you start, you wont' be able to stop!

Angelina said...

Damn you, talented woman! I have never made one of these even though I've been sewing zippers in things for years. I want a zippered pouch.

I like the fabrics you used.

Mirre said...

Well done to you... I've never even dared to try to make a ZIPPERed pouch!

amy h said...

Nice pouch! I have a zipper foot, but I haven't used it, even to put in zippers. Clearly, I'm doing something odd.

Alicia A. said...

Good work! You DO rock. (I've always known that.)

Manda said...

I may be going to NYC (yeah baby!) but I've never made no zippered pouch!! You do indeed rock!

LLA said...

WooFuckingHoo!

You. Are. A. Goddess.

(and I feel like such a potty mouth...)

dee said...

tell me. were you just cabbage patching?
or roger rabbiting?

inquiring minds want to know.

Chickenbells said...

You totally rock...not only did you put that zipper in...but you made it cute to boot! Congratulations!!

Chara Michele said...

You do totally rock! I love the zipper pouch!

kirsten said...

you so totally rock, dude!
(name that disney movie!)

MéLisa said...

Yeah you show that sewing machine who's boss baby! Love the pouch you are the shit!

Kim - ScrapToMyLu said...

I am impressed! Go on with your bad self!

happy Zombie said...

You TOTALLY rock! Not only does your zippered masterpiece rock... I love your appropriate inappropriateness AND that you used one of my best friend's fabric line! HOW KILLER to see you make something with it!

I hate, hate, hate zippers. My hat is off to you and I bow before thee.

Anonymous said...

hope u don't ur kids with that mouth of yours...

Anonymous said...

make that 'kiss'

Bitterbetty said...

That is gorgeous.
Okay I am having trouble with my current project .. how 'bout you hop on a plane and get over here and make my machine submit to my whims? I have been cussing at it for the last 24 hours but apparently i lack your flair.

Mia said...

I can only sit here and laugh at your post.. can't help it.. love how you "turn a phrase" ::laughing:: and yeah, the zipper pouch totally kicks ass :)

Suzie Sews said...

Pretty amazing stuff, still not got over my fear of zippers, so can totally appreciate how brill you must be feeling about it. Suzie Sews

phototerm.blogspot.com said...

You use bad language though.This is not appropriate for your child