Over the course of the past few months, I have been helping my dad get his new business venture off the ground.
Getting a new business venture off the ground is a complete pain in the ass.
You know what else is a pain in the ass? Not having customers. That, too, is a complete pain in the ass.
Anyway, enough complaining (be glad I didn't mention that my dad calls me countless times a day) (count. less. times. a. day.) (and we bicker, because he wants to do things they way he wants to and I want to do things the way I think we should) (I have a degree in Advertising for cryin' out loud) (he should listen to me) (totally) (all the time) (for I speak the advertising gospel) (I swear) (it's not even 9 a.m. and I've talked to him eight times already today) (somebody, help me) (please)...
My dad's new business is cleaning ducts. Like, the ducts in your home. Do you know how nasty those are? Seriously, we had ours done two years ago and it looks like an animal has crawled in to each and every one of my vents. Dis. gust. ing.
Anyway, my dad came around to choosing this new business mainly due to my boys' health issues (hello, chronic allergies!). Our allergist actually recommends that we have our ducts cleaned every six months, the "average" home should get their ducts clean every two years.
Most duct cleaning services just vacuum the ducts, they don't use any special brushes to gently lift the debris off the sides.
Guess what! My dad's does!
You know what else my dad can do? He can put a camera down your vents and show you what they look like. (It's totally gross, I assure you.)
He also has a special solution that kills pet dander, dust mites, mold, pollen and even helps prevent against spiders.
Regardless if you live in the Kansas City area or not, regardless if you call and use my dad's business or not, getting the duct work cleaned in your home is something that should be done on a regular basis for the general well-being of everyone.
Just think of how much the air in your home gets cycled and recycled and recycled and recycled and look in your vents and think about it and ewwwww... I'm grossing myself out and I haven't had breakfast yet.
ANYWAY, now that I've fully whored out my father's company, you can contact us! Seriously! And if you call, you will talk to me and then you can make fun of my high-pitched squeaky voice free of charge!
::hanging head in shame::