Thursday, January 25, 2007

I Got a Reputation - Uh Huh Huh

"Mommy, we don't say bad words in this family."

"That's right."

"We put our noses in the corner."

"Yep."

"We don't say bad words like stupid."

"That's correct, Griffin."

"If I say that bad word I put my nose in the corner."

"Yes."

"Or like yesterday, when Darwin bit your finger and you screamed motherfucker. You still haven't put your nose in the corner yet, Mom."

31 comments:

Chickenbells said...

Uh-oh...go put your nose in the corner!

(why is it you can remember these things in your childhood, but not often you own phone number, or how to spell certain words?)

PamKittyMorning said...

Ahh, that's my boy. Seriously, they crack me up.

kirsten said...

you are so busted.

Norma said...

LOL. Had to forward this to my co-wrokers. Sooo funny.

LLA said...

uh-oh, Mommy....

better get to that corner!

(hee hee hee hee hee)

Kristy said...

I'm sure you'd love some 'time out' in the corner xxx

autum said...

BUSTED!!!
Did he put you in the corner?

Michelle said...

Too freakin' funny. You better watch out, he's taking notes!

Ali said...

Can you type with your nose in there?

luckybeans said...

I think I just peed myself!

lera said...

sometimes children remember the rules better than adults. most of the time *not* though. only when it's convenient for them.

monica said...

I got put in the naughty chair for saying 'god's name.

How do the grow up to be this sanctimonious?

laeroport said...

hahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kim - ScrapToMyLu said...

you did not!

TinkerBlue said...

I wanna see the photo of you with your nose in the corner!

Dee said...

i think that one deserves more than just a nose in the corner!

diana said...

I am still laughing... that kid is too funny !

Dawn said...

Bwaaahhahahaha

samantha said...

don't you just hate when they remember the rules like that?! little bastards - they know!

myra said...

OMG! Hilarious!

amy h said...

Funny, funny! I am surprised -- not at your language, but that you use the corner for language. :) I was kind of assuming a language free-for-all in your house. I still have not decided how big a no-no language should be. I guess we should figure that out. So far when I say "goddamn iPod" all that gets repeated is "iPod! iPod! iPod!"

Suzie Sews said...

Why do I always laugh when I read your blog. I don't swear much and we have lots of rules about it in this house. Yet here I am getting a kick...Maybe there is a side to me I don't know very well. Thanks for the chuckle, well actually it was quite a belly laugh!
Suzie Sews

Angel Jem said...

Love it when they get you! Go to th ecorner, young lady and consider yourself told off!
(I'm off to pass on the tale to my non-blogging friends!)

Cathy said...

Caught! Red mouthed, hehe. Now go do your time.

kristi said...

That's hilarious!

Renee said...

I'm delurking to say that really cracked me up.

Angela said...

Did you pick the newly painted green walls to put your nose on?
I would have.

mama_miga said...

As my grandmother says, it doesn't count if you're only repeating it ;)

Jessica said...

OMG LOL that is too funny. Smart kid!!

misskrob said...

That is the funniest thing I have read in a VERY VERY long time! Thanks for the belly laugh.

K. Anne said...

ROFLMAO. Aren't kids precious?