"Hey Mommy!"
"Yes, Darwin?"
"I have two hands!"
"Great!"
"You have two hands too!"
"Yes, I do!"
"Well, I have hair on my head!"
"Yes, you do. So do I!"
"Well, I have toes!"
"Yes! You do! You have ten toes! So do I!"
"Well, I have two arms!"
"Yes! You do! So do I!"
"Well, I have ears!"
"Darwin, it's not a competition."
"Yes, it is."
"Well, I have ears too! And you know what else? I have a vagina!"
"I have a vagina too!"
"No you don't. Boys don't have a vagina."
"Oh......... well, I have a penis. AND TESTICLES."
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oh, crap, I'm laughing out load again in my office. People are going to think I'm crazy or slacking.
Way to go Darwin!
LOL... now that is classic... but here's my question... just because he has a penis and testicles does that mean he's "smart"... because I know/have known a LOT of "boys" (men really) that go around touting their "attributes" that aren't!!! LOL... Hope you are feeling better!
Lala
You still win, because you have a uterus AND OVARIES. So there.
You just had to go there. Of course, that's really all you have that he doesn't. Well, except for those other 2 things.
little sh!t :D
All alone...
Laughing hysterically...
Tears running down my face...
THAT was comedy gold, my friend.
Wait...who won?
you have the only vagina in that house. there are way too many testicles to be fair. what they don't know is that one vagina ALWAYS wins.
You know, I can barely get the "V" word out of my mouth. I don't think my boys know what it's called. On the other hand, the male word "P" is in almost every other sentence in this family. I guess that's what happens when you have a house full of boys.
That's a proud moment for a boy isn't? Realizing his mama doesn't have testicles. One day he'll be damn glad about it for better reasons.
We call them huevos rancheros around here.
It must be a boy thing to be so competitive. Mine has been saying that kind of stuff lately too.
You win anyways! You have boobs! Don't know if other kids are as obsessed with boobs as mine is, but that would definitely make you the winner in my house!
how can we get beaten by someone so little. We feed them too well.
we've had the 'willy' conversation recently ... 'where did you lose it mummy?'
just because occasionally I 'misplace' things... geeweez
cant sleep, cant laugh as loud as I want too!! gotta love having boys!
simplymein.typepad.com
ba dum dum, ching!
But, yes, I'd say boobies are the true trump card.
So I guess you're feeling better.
laeroport
Ha ha ha - he's got you there!!!!
That one is a chip of the ole' block. I would take a nice cookie and eat it in front of him, saying I have a cookie. he he.
oh SNAP!
That was kind of a debate-killer right there, wasn't it????
This made me laugh...I have chats like this with my boys...Ok I just wrote you out huge post ...deleated it beacuse it was just too rude!!!
Get better soon
Suzie Sews
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