"Darwin, eat your potatoes and pork chop."
"I no like pork chop! I no like potatoes. I want vegetables. And corn. Big corn. More corn!"
"No, no more vegetables and corn until your eat your potatoes and pork chop."
"No Mommy! More vegetables!"
"You may have more vegetables and corn on the cob if you eat some of your potatoes and pork chop."
"Would you rather go to bed?"
"Yes. But I no like the crib. I want a big boy bed."
"I want a big boy bed. Like Griffin's bed."
First the bottle fairy comes and now this? No more crib? What?
Aaron tried to strike a deal, Darwin goes pee pee in the potty, we'll buy you a big boy bed. Yeah, Darwin's not going for it. The diaper fairy may have to visit for that to happen.
But he still wants a big boy bed.
Where the hell did my baby go?
There's no baby left in there. ::sob::