Monday, July 09, 2007

She's an Easy Lover, She'll Get a Hold on You Believe it, Like No Other, Before You Know it You'll be on Your Knees

I spent the entire weekend sleeping. With intermittent puking.

There's something about being sick that makes me want to constantly have sex.

"Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxx. Lllllllaaaaaaassaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddd. Oooooooorrrrrrrgggggaaassssssssmmmmm."

Of course, Aaron never wants to oblige. He's all ewwww, you're sick, noooooooo. Which really? Is quite rude. I mean, after all, it is his Husbandly Duty to, you know, do that.

And besides, the rush of adrenaline makes me feel better.

Of course, he claims it's the germs taking hold of me and trying to infest him. Which? Pshaw, as if I care about that.

18 comments:

Mebsmommy said...

Sorry you were a pukin' Yuck! Um, wanting sex while you are sick?.......you are WAY out there on that one! Or maybe not.

Amy said...

Um, I don't want to alarm you, but the symptoms sound sorta familiar... tired, nauseous, randy and in the mood. Are you SURE you're sick? I'm just sayin'.

Chickenbells said...

Chicken...I think it must be the idea that you're not supposed to be "doing that kind of stuff" only resting...or maybe it's the fact that you've actually gotten to lie down for a minute and you're rested enough!

hazeljoy said...

completely unrelated, sorry, but have you heard of the arctic monkeys (band from sheffield, england)? you & the boys like hard-fi etc so you'll probably like them too.

Marsha said...

Hoping you are feeling better. Aaron was away for so long you would think he would want it no matter what. Men, go figure.

Angelina said...

You are one interesting woman which is why I adore you.

It's hard enough for me to get in the mood for sex under the best of circumstances, but being sick just kills any hope of it for me. Philip would probably oblige though.

Guess you'll have to help yourself.

I'm so sorry you're puking!!!

Mary said...

I have to be honest. I don't think I've ever felt even remotely interested in "the nook" while I was sick. In fact, when I'm under the weather, I don't even want to be touched. Or looked at.

Sorry you've had the pukes. Hope you are on the mend!g

pamela said...

you just have to get better at hiding the pukage factor- say it was the garbage disposal, or a new chant your trying out....

lera said...

I hope you are feeling better. Puking is no fun.

Laney said...

Hope you feel better. You're very funny even when your sick...LOL..
I was happy to see we are nieghbors. I'm in the big city of Lee's Summit. Small world. Feel Better, so you can get BUSY.

Heidijayhawk said...

ooooooo. i bet that rush of adreniline would make you feel better. you are a brilliant woman. even when you are sick. and how often do you have sex with your husband when you don't want to? totally his husbandly duty!

amy h said...

I must say sex is the last thing on my my mind when I'm puking. :) That's a new one. So, now, Aaron didn't talk you into anything that would cause this puking, now did he?

nuttnbunny said...

Doesn't sex boost your immune response?

amy's comment made me think. Have you peed on a stick lately?

cheryl said...

LOL - sex when sick? Are you crazy?!? That's the last thing on my mind - I'm more like leave me the hell alone - after you get me some more 7Up. Hope you feel better!

Renee said...

Are you serious about the sick-sex? No way!

Suzie Sews said...

Funny what turns some people on!!!
Suzie Sews

Cathy said...

How odd, I never want anything but a big comfy couch when I'm sick. Of course, my husband is perfectly willing to have sex no matter what his state of health. I hope you feel better soon!

Wendy said...

I think that this is the best post I've ever read.

And not because I've ever felt this way, but more because you admitted it. Wonderful.