Whew. I made it. It nearly killed me, but I motherfuckin' made it.
When I say I'm gonna do something, I do it, damn it.
So, part of the reason for the "silence" was trying to find a new balance with the fucked-up summer schedule. Part of the reason was giving me some time to build my confidence in preparation for Aaron's 19-day business trip (I hate business trips). And another reason was finding my jerky anonymous commenter by turning post moderation on.
Yeah, I don't like having post moderation on but it's gonna hang around for awhile.
To make a long story short, and because I refuse to feed the trolls, the jerky anonymous commenter started using various different names and occasionally even leaving a few nice comments. Obviously, the person began to feel comfortable because she started posting with her real name with a link to her site last week.
I'm guessing she grossly underestimated my degree of nerdiness and penchant for reverse stalking.
You know, I don't know how many times I have to tell you all: I'm a nerd. Not just your run of the mill socially awkward smart person, but a fully bona fide nerd.
And I've learned life is much easier if you embrace your nerdiness and get on with your bad self and out wit everyone. Or, in the very least, out wit the motherfucking trolls.
Which I did. My evil plan totally worked.
So, anyway! Yes! I'm back! Full-bodied, potty-mouthed, you-can-suck-my-dick-even-though-I-don't-have-one back.
Whew, I feel so much better.