Monday, June 11, 2007

It's Been Awhile Since We Talked Last and I'm Trying Hard Not to Talk Fast

Whew. I made it. It nearly killed me, but I motherfuckin' made it.

When I say I'm gonna do something, I do it, damn it.

So, part of the reason for the "silence" was trying to find a new balance with the fucked-up summer schedule. Part of the reason was giving me some time to build my confidence in preparation for Aaron's 19-day business trip (I hate business trips). And another reason was finding my jerky anonymous commenter by turning post moderation on.

Yeah, I don't like having post moderation on but it's gonna hang around for awhile.

To make a long story short, and because I refuse to feed the trolls, the jerky anonymous commenter started using various different names and occasionally even leaving a few nice comments. Obviously, the person began to feel comfortable because she started posting with her real name with a link to her site last week.

I'm guessing she grossly underestimated my degree of nerdiness and penchant for reverse stalking.

You know, I don't know how many times I have to tell you all: I'm a nerd. Not just your run of the mill socially awkward smart person, but a fully bona fide nerd.

And I've learned life is much easier if you embrace your nerdiness and get on with your bad self and out wit everyone. Or, in the very least, out wit the motherfucking trolls.

Which I did. My evil plan totally worked.

So, anyway! Yes! I'm back! Full-bodied, potty-mouthed, you-can-suck-my-dick-even-though-I-don't-have-one back.

Whew, I feel so much better.

22 comments:

oilclothjunkie said...

AMEN!!!!!

Renee said...

See, that's what I missed! Welcome back to the land of the talkin'. And the land of the cursin!

Chickenbells said...

Yay! It's good to have you back with all your words. What is it with these commenters? I tell you...rude rude rude. Maybe you should put up the link so we could all reverse stalk...oh wait, that is kind of defeating the purpose of being rude or not...OK, I confused myself (yeah, like that's hard to do)

laeroport said...

Get down wit' yo' bad self!

Green Kitchen said...

Reverse stalking. :)

PamKittyMorning said...

Wow, you rock! I wish you were sharing the anon. poster's name, I'd love some reverse stalking.

Mirre said...

Glad to have you talking again :))
So what is it that you did exactly? Did you go swear on that other person's blog? (yay!)

paper. string. cloth said...

My favourite thing about you is your so-called potty mouth. I love it. In fact, it's the main reason I read your blog. You know that words have power, and you're not afraid to use them. All power to you, you brilliant, crazy wonderful lady.....
With lots of foul-mouthed love,
Leah xxx

Angelina said...

Why on earth would someone go to so much trouble to post nasty comments that they would do it under different names and go to the effort of actually confusing you with a couple of nice commments? That shows a serious degree of determination. Why?

I am glad to know why the comment moderation was turned on. I thought maybe it was for me.

Marsha said...

Sounds like you had a busy weekend. Sorry to hear about the long business trip. That sucks. I hate it when my husband is away on business too. I think one of the drawbacks of being a stay at home mom is that there isn't as much time spent talking to grown ups as needed. Removing the other grown up from the home makes it that much worse.

lera said...

So happy you found your rude-commenting stalker. Should we all go pay her a visit???? (just kidding)

Kristy said...

You've really got some power there!Nerd power rules!!

Chara Michele said...

It's good to have you talking again:)

kristi said...

I'm glad you tracked down the rude one. Those who dare to underestimate your nerd power will suffer the consequences! I still can't figure out why anyone would keep coming back to a blog that annoyed them so much. The blogosphere has a niche for everybody, after all.

Keri said...

Oh my god! I've ALWAYS wanted to have the balls to say "suck my dick" to someone! You ROCK!!!!! :)

Heidijayhawk said...

YEAH!!!! i missed your posts and your amazing ability to say fuck and still be a good mom!!! you are my idol!!!

Kim - ScrapToMyLu said...

oh you are good! I wish I had nerd pwers like you.......in other words, I wish I was computer savvy like you.
I think you should post her site, so we can all go leave her a few comments.

Ali said...

Hooray, you're back and speaking again.

You know were all stalking the stalker now dontcha. Their blog stats just went through the roof and they have NO IDEA why. Oh I love a good mind-fuck!

jenijen said...

::happy dance:: glad to see you back -- your photos rock, though, so it wasn't all bad ;)

(I think having a troll shows you have made it bigh. FIVE YEARS blogging and I've never had one. Which is fine by me.)

monica said...

hear hear!!

I would say 'smart' not 'nerd'

and we love you just the way you are!!

Mary said...

Go you! Glad you are back and cursing up a blue streak. Makes my mornings more interesting!

TinkerBlue said...

Good for you!