Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?

Number of pukes I've cleaned up today: 5

Number of those that were mine: 3

Number of people with sore throats: 3

Number of people who probably has a sore throat but can't speak for himself: 1

Number of people running fevers in the home: 3

Number of kids who have unexplained itchy rashes: 2

Number of husbands who are at work, but had better take a half day off of sick time: 1

Number of people that peed all over the couch: 1

Number of cushions soaked: 2

Number of blankets dripping wet: 2

Number of towels currently on the couch soaking up the rest of the wetness: 3

Number of asthma attacks I've had today: 4

Number of asthma attacks I've had in my life: 6

Number of toes I can't curl due to nerve damage: 5

Number of pictures I wanted to include, but can't because Blogger is PMSing and needs chocolate and mood stabilizers: 5

Number of people who are SO HAPPY they visited my site today: 0

19 comments:

diana said...

omg...hope he takes off half day... you need help !

Angela said...

AAAAAAAAAH! WTF!? Capello, that is so not cool. What is going on? Oh man, call Aaron NOW! Get that man home. I hope it passes quickly. I feel so bad for you. I wish we lived closer. Well, not THAT close, I don't wanna catch that nastiness. 8-(
cyber hug to you love.
(Perhaps we've offended the "gods"?)

Jenijen said...

Why are you getting all my former husband's bad karma??

Kristy said...

Poor love!It's bad enough feeling ill yourself but have to look after sick babbas at the same time well that sucks!

Lyn said...

Geesh, that hubby of yours better come home and rescue you! He just better..............OR ELSE!

Sending you get well vibes!

LLA said...

Oh honey.... I am sorry....

(but honestly, if your day is full of bodily fluids pouring out uncontrollably, I think I'm glad that Blogger is being all sucky today... Not sure I need to see pictures, if you know what I'm saying...)

Hopefully Aaron is home by now....

I keep telling you to take care, and get better - why do I feel like you are not listening to me??? :)

Ali said...

What did you take pictures of?! The mind boggles.

Hope you all stop barfing soon and get well.

kirsty said...

Oh the P A I N !!! Those puky, pee-y days are the absolute pits. Eat some chocolate. Oh, wait, that's what I did and that's why I'm fat...

jojo* said...

Wow. When it rains it pours! You've had it bad for the past few weeks! Take care of yourselves, you poor things :(

kristi said...

Oh, man. I'm sorry to hear about the fevers and the escaping body fluids. That's not cool. I hope everyone is feeling better soon!

manda said...

Holy crap! HOLY CRAP!! Honey, we're gonna have to start calling you Job soon!
I hope to god that Aaron gets home pretty damn fast and that you and the kids feel much better as soon as possible!

lindiepindie said...

This, honey, is what sick days are for. I hope can rest and recover some.

autum said...

Do you watch My Name is Earl? I think you need to make yourself a list and start righting all the wrongs you've ever done. You need some good karma coming your way. You have had a big black cloud raining badness on you for too long. I'm so sorry you and the boys are sick. :(

lera said...

AAAAH!! I want to say "it's going to get better," but I know that neither helps or is a reality for you!!!

I've had days like that before. I hope tomorrow (which is actually today by this comment's post) is better!!!!!

And, yes, darn Blogger and picture posting!

Leanne said...

OMG! And I thought I was the only one who had days like this... so sorry it's your turn! And I just popped over to thank you for the lovely comments--I feel like I should be in the kitchen brewing up some homemade gluten-free chicken soup and peppermint/chamomile tea for you all! If Aaron doesn't get home quick, I have the number for a great divorce attorney who will force him to take custody of the kids whenever they are ill... ;P

Max said...

Poor you. Hope there is some sunshine in your house soon. Its no fun being sick with kids, especially when they are sick too - us moms just can't take half days off sick. Make your husband come home now!!! x

Cheryl said...

Sick again!?! You poor woman. You need a vacation on a beach somewhere that serves drinks with umbrellas in them - sans frankenfoot of course - who wants sand in that thing?

Kim - ScrapToMyLu said...

I am SO sorry! WOW that's awful. This beats being pee'd on hands down. WOW! You need a drop cloth, set the kids in the middle and call it good. Gosh, I really wish I could help.

Thanks for the tip on the growth spurt and the bladder being the last to catch up. Interesting.

Mia said...

The last is the most true! Glad your foot is getting better, and LOVe those little gift bags someone sent your boys! How thoughtful!