During dinner...
"Darwin, are you pooping?"
::Grunting::
"Darwin? Are you you pooping?"
::Grunting and turning red::
"Darwin? What you're doing right now? That's called GOING POOP."
::Sigh, silence:: "Pooooooooooooop!"
"Congratulations."
"Big poop! Big poop! BIIIIIIIIIIGGGG POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!"
"Where?"
"In my diaper! Big poop! Big Poop! In my diaper, big poop!"
"Yeah, maybe you'll start using the potty now."
"Run! Run! Run everybody! Poop in my diaper! Run! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BIG POOP IN MY DIAPER!"
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15 comments:
That kid cracks me up. ;)
oh, man, do i relate to that post.
good ol' poop.
I wish I'd had a blog 8 years ago when my daughter was that age and regularly said insanely hilarious stuff.
Now she only says it once in awhile.
And, BTW, that was insanely hilarious.
-laughing-
i've been lurking awhile - i have just got to say this cracks me up.
Something tells me he's just not listening to you...boys are silly!
these kids of yours bring me giggles. I would love to meet them someday. :)
a day in the life of kids ;) Hilarious! Run for your lives ;)
That boy! He seems proud of himself.
I'd be scared of that Big Poop ;)
John M. still saves his poop for his nighttime diaper. He hates pooping in the potty. Lovely, isn't it?
wow, I bet you could make a good song out of that.
fun at the dinner table.
Poop away little man, you just go for it!!!
Suzie Sews
He cracks me up. Run!
He is definitely ready to use the potty. But alas - two things you can't MAKE your kid do: poop and sleep. Two very important things that moms WANT done on command.
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