Now, apparently, I've got a stomach bug as well...
Eight hours, eight hours and Aaron will be home. Eight hours, eight hours.
We are reaching in the bottom of the barrel for entertainment, folks.
Yesterday while I was at Starbucks, the helper lady asked...
"When are you due?"
"Huh?"
"When are you due?"
"Huh?
"When are you due?"
"Oh. Oh. OH."
I wasn't offended, but THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, insinuating such a thing. Everyone knows that the world would rotate off its axis and spiral towards the sun in a flame of glory if I ever got pregnant again.
16 comments:
Fortunately, you're NOT pregnant, hear me, woman? :)
and the love just keeps on coming, doesn't it???
kisses!
Dave Barry (oh how I miss thee) says:
"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment."
Jeez, maybe next week you can just forget October happened. October, what October?
Feel better soon!
Blech! Stomache bug. Blech! Girls at Starbucks. Feel better - and what, 8 hours til ouzo time?
That would just be the icing on the cake wouldn't it!?
I was asked that too in the summer.. not funny at all. Especially because I thought I was having one of my slim days. Am i the only one who's got slim days and fat days?
Anyway. No funny.
I sincerely hope you'll feel better soon!!!
That's what I keep telling my husband will happen TO ME if I get pregnant again. He doesn't believe me and insists that visectomies cannot come undone. Still, I have nightmares about getting pregnant.
All I can say is, if it weren't for the stomach bug I would be busting out the ouzo right now.
Aaron missed his flight.
::banging head on table::
::bang::
::bang::
:BANG::
He's suppose to come on a fligh that lands at 11:20 tonight.
::bang, bang, BANG::
I can't believe someone asked you that!!! Next time you should ask her the same question back. Hee hee. Okay, that would be mean.
So if the kids are in bed by, say, 9, you could conceivably get a few hours of crafting in, right? You'd be staying up anyway, right?
Are you kidding??? I think, with the week you've had, that it would be justifiable homicide! I've had someone say that to me to, and I melted him with my laser-eyes.
Yes, the world would tip off its axis for me to. I am so very done. And I was so very-pukey, in-the-hospital-dehydrated, I-don't-care-about-anything-but-survival BOTH TIMES that the mere thought makes me break out in a cold sweat!
My God, you have got to be kidding. About all of it. But since I know you're not, just keep bangin' that head. If you do it enough it might simulate the affect of some ouzo.
stomach bug ... not fun!
husband missing flight and coming home later ... even less fun!!!!!
I feel terrible for you! I hope you feel better VERY soon!!!
A woman asked me that once. It doesn't happen anymore. If it's still happening to you, you obviously haven't worked hard enough on your chin. If you have a really good double chin happening, people KNOW that it's just fat and leave you alone.
sucky day, man! people who ask that question without being told first or without you being 9 months pregnant should be shot.
aren't you guys gluten-free? what's your halloween plan? i haven't decided yet.
will try the blanket thing with my kiddo tomorrow (assuming)- haven't yet.
WTF? That pregnancy comment, totally not cool.
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