subtitled: Two Sick Nerds on a Saturday Afternoon
"Hey. We should make our own rice flour."
"That's a retarded idea, Aaron."
"Because it's not economical. The cost to yield a proper amount of flour would be very expensive to start with the whole grain. And we don't have a proper way to mill it uniformly anyway. Besides, I purchase organic brown rice flour anyway."
"Oh. Let's try to puff our own rice then."
"Let's puff our own rice."
"I don't know how to do that."
"Oh. Me neither."
"I'll look it up!" ::searching on Wikipedia:: "Apparently, you puff grains by putting them under high pressure with seam. When the seal breaks, the grains are puffed. Huh. Oh! Listen to this -- cereals like Rice Krispies and Sugar Pops aren't really puffed grains. They are made out of a batter that is shaped to look like the grain and then baked. No wonder they all have gluten."
"Fucking gluten. It's everywhere."