I'm sitting here working on the cookbook (yes! I'm actually working on the cookbook!) and I've come to a serious conclusion:
I HATE MICROSOFT PUBLISHER.
Bloody hell, how do you all put up with it? Think Aaron will let me buy Quark tonight for $750? It is Darwin's birthday, after all. And I did push him out of my delicate girly bits two years ago today.
I deserve presents and gifts. I did do all the work, after all. And let's not discuss the hell he put me through going into the NICU and almost dying. And let's not discuss his great amount of medical debt, his multiple food allergies (over 250!) or his horrible eye accident. I need a reward!
I need expensive publishing software!
Yes, this all sounds So Logical!
Let's just buy the lot! Quark! InDesign! Photoshop! Acrobat! Illustrator! I don't need Illustrator, but lets get it anyway!
Have I mentioned I HATE PUBLISHER?!
Have I mentioned that Darwin has entered his terrible two's with a VENGEANCE?!