And I can't decide what's worse: losing track of how many times I clean out the vomit bucket or having a child who's taking advantage and faking once he's actually fine.
Parenting: way fucking more than you bargined for
So I've been having him read to me today because mwahahahaha, that'll teach you a lesson boy.
But I don't think it did.
Because now he loves reading.
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Yeah I tried the reading thing as punishment and it turned into a damn funfest! That's teach me huh?
Curses, foiled again!
Ah, puke. My favorite part of motherhood. NOT. Reading, however, was one of my favorite parts.
Eww... the dreaded throw up bucket. My kids just went through a round of that. But Kudos for getting him hooked on reading - even if it bit you in the butt.
Winks & Smiles,
Wifey
He, he...that's one way to do it. Here, it seems to involve lots of screaming and yelling.
No 2 hurt his leg at a party yesterday. No 2 thought he couldn't go to school today. No 2 was wrong. No 2 shouldn't have jumped on the trampoline 'with his seriously hurting bad leg' for hours, if that was his plan.
No 2, has to learn he CAN'T WIN with mummy.
Not yet, anyway.
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