I've often said before, I'm amazed how people find me.
For instance, here's a list of searches from the past few months...
"my brain aneurysm"
leg amputee pretenders in jeans
album art storm trooper doggy style
burnt orange minky blankets
learn to lean wit it rock with it
sensory behavior oral fixation
free pattern baby blanket using minky
free bathroom sample floor plans for college photos
ringworms in the head
what are the national symbols of egypt
"gluten free root beer"
horney's big boobs
www.things you never seen before
appropriate behavior is called what?
"frozen pureed winter squash"
"plain batshit crazy"
what to say in a post cards to your girl friend
reasons why we suffer
clot behind eyeball
Holy hell ya'll. Those are some fucking insane searches. And they don't include any of the music searches that find me. Because seriously? Those would go on for pages.
I think my favorite is album art storm trooper doggy style. Because, hey, I'd like to see some Storm Troopers going at it doggy style. On an album. Wouldn't you?
What is, perhaps, more surprising than weird searches is that people are starting to contact me. And not people like reader-people or other-blog-writing-people or people-with-gluten-sensitivity or crafting-people but other people.
Like the PR person from a company that makes scrapbooking software. They contacted me to try their software and then "mention" it on my site. Or this morning, a person from a company that makes gluten-free prepackaged mixes (including ones for easy bake ovens), letting me know such a product was out there.
And really, I don't quite know what to say to these. I'm really surprised that anyone reads my verbal sewage that I oh-so-smartly post on the internet and feel compelled to respond to me.
And thank you for doing so.
Pretty soon I'll be able to check off world domination off my list of things to do.
Oh, and internet? If you are interested? I've got a gluten-free cookbook for people with multiple food sensitivities in the works. We may need to work on that title though.