The most interesting thing about having this blog has GOT TO BE seeing how people find me.
And seriously, some of the shit people are googling is scary...
"inappropriate behavior young boy animals"
"13 girl inappropriate behavior with boys"
"sexual inappropriate behavior with animals"
"young boy inappropriate behavior hurting animals"
... seriously, instead of googling these, please go to your family doctor and discuss your concerns and get a referral for a specialist. THAT'S WHAT DOCTORS ARE FOR.
Other things people are googling...
"appropriate behavior for business trips" -- don't have a one night stand, wear clean clothes, be nice, show up to appointments on time and tip well.
"celiac disease behavior" -- Don't. Eat. Gluten. Educated yourself and know what gluten is, what additives and preservatives have gluten and the best ways to avoid them. Good for you for doing some research!
"Sensory Integration Disorder" -- Griffin has it (the "worst case" his Occupational Therapist has ever seen -- when we set out to do something in this family, we SUCCEED damn it). Let me know if you need more info.
"high-functioning autism behavior" -- see above.
"multiple allergies" -- Yeah. Chances are Darwin has Way More Allergies than you'll ever have. Hopefully you (or the person you are concerned about) will grow out of them at a pivotal age (when genetics turn on and off -- five years old and again during puberty). If you need more help, let me know. I am the Princess of Multiple Food Allergy Knowledge.
"one eyed cretin" -- Don't make fun of my baby. I'm the only one allowed to call him that. And I don't anymore because his third cyatic nerve regenerated.
"bat shit crazy behavior" -- I am their leader.
And to all the people that are googling song lyrics and finding me -- Rock On!