Thursday, April 06, 2006

She Left the Suds in the Bucket and the Clothes Hangin' Out on the Line

This...

Fifteenth rinse of towels
...has officially been replaced.

Today has been a crazy day. First, the boys are still sick. We took temperatures and heavily medicated them and took Griffin to school (he was acting fine).

Later this afternoon he was screaming bloody murder over one thing or another and I noticed this HUGE white thing in his throat. So I made Aaron look. He didn't see it, so I made him look again. We called the doctor and I took him in.

Of course, five minutes after I left the delivery guys showed up with means No. Photos. Of. Washer. And. Dryer. Event. Argh!

Anyway, the did a strep test on Griffin and it came back negative.

Turns out the big white thing in his throat was -- and if you're squeamish stop reading, as I am gagging as I write this -- small food particles stuck in his tonsils, which was then encased in mucus, which then caught more food particles, which was encased in more mucus, which caught more food particles, which was encased with more mucus and so on and so forth. (Ewwwww!!!)

So the doctor sprayed some numbing stuff in his throat (this is so disgusting, why haven't you stopped reading yet?) and poked at it. And when some fell? He told Griffin to swallow it. (Ewwwwww)!!! He did that three times and still didn't get it all out. He said what he did "knock out" was as big as the end part of his pinky finger. (Ewwwwww!!!)

Once we came home I felt much better.

After basking in the glow of the new washer and dryer, I licked them.

And then I dry humped them.

7 comments:

babybug said...

okay, that was ewww! but, glad it wasn't strep. can't wait to see pics of the two new additions in the house! new appliances are always fun!

diana said...

skimmed over the ewww stuff ..enjoyed hearing about your lust for your NEW appliances !

Cheryl said...

OMG - you are friggin hilarious. I think you are one of my favorite writers. Seriously. My stomach hurts from laughing.

Stale peeps are MUCH better than food particles from days gone by. LMAO.

Jenijen said...

there ain't nothin' like washer and dryer love

lindiepindie said...

That is so funny! Reminds me of a friend that used to pick her own food particles out of her mouth - reach waaay back and pick them off of her tonsils. I can't remember if she swallowed them, though...gross.

Angela said...

1.I did not know that song title. sob.
2.That was gross. So thanks for that.
3.Congrats on the appliances. hot damn!
4. Did you at least buy them dinner first? I mean,really. Have you no class?

Dawn said...

The joys of tonsil cheese! I can't believe the doctor told him to swallow it... eeww.