Friday, February 23, 2007

There Must be Some Kind of Bad Connection

"So I finally cleaned out all my underwear drawers..."

"That's nice."

"And now all my panties fit in one drawer..."

"Great."

"So what am I suppose to do with my panties that are now too big? Throw them away? Use them as rags? I certainly can't donate them to Goodwill..."

"Save them."

"Huh?"

"Save them."

"Why? In case I become a massive fat ass and gain the 120 pounds back? NOT HAPPENING."

"No, in case you get pregnant again."

"Oh. THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY."

18 comments:

kristi said...

He's lucky he's still alive after a comment like that! :)

Chickenbells said...

Lord...perhaps he'd like to wear said panites as a hat? Well...I myself have a million pairs of panties, I think it's a combination of the divorce and getting really thin again...either that or the fact that Victorias Secret sent me no less than 6 free panty coupons last year (they loose money on people like me)

Alicia A. said...

You know... to not want to have another... you sure talk about it a lot. Hmmmmmmmm.

wink. chuckle. don't come over and kick me.

monica said...

I'm with Alicia on this...it's a suspiciously recurrent subject...

kirsten said...

isn't blogging great?
how else would we know when you cleaned out your underwear drawer?

:)

oilclothjunkie said...

See I'm sad because my underware drawer is filled with panties that are too small and I can't bare to get rid of them!! One day, I will wear them again, I swear!!!
(okay, climbing off the top of my desk now..)

lera said...

i say throw them out ... they might be dry-rotted by the time you get pregnant again :-) (and i doubt you gain 120 lbs during your pregnancy)

capello said...

yeah, pregnancy is a recurring subject in our house because aaron's really wistful about having another one.

like we'd have one with no food allergies. right.

laeroport said...

I hope you chucked those panties (ew, I HATE that word) straight at his head.

karen said...

Only a man could find that funny!

Kim - ScrapToMyLu said...

did you really lose 120 lbs? Holy cow! Congrats!

LLA said...

hee. hee. hee.

It's a little funny...
:)

(and 120 pounds? Sweet Cracker Sandwich, woman! - that's like losing a whole super model (or two!) V. v. impressive...)

diana said...

i too am agreeing with alicia on this...

Tom said...

capello, you're crafty. maybe you should make a baby quilt out of the panties. you know, in case you have another bundle of joy some day!!!!

nuttnbunny said...

ok - it's just the tiniest bit funny :-) funny like slipping on a banana peel. funny like... well, maybe that's it.

Marsha said...

THROW THEM AWAY RIGHT NOW! Your hubby is the world's biggest pack rat, I'll bet he saves the hair from the brushes, you know to weave into a blanket or something.

Eren said...

He, he...now that is a title for a crafty book if I have every heard one...Repurposing It All: Underwear. So what did you do with it? I vote rags or just pitch them. If they are as ratty as mine, they would not even qualify for rags.

Cathy said...

I'm sure he has some old underwear hidden somewhere just waiting to be useful again! hahaha! Throw yours away... they won't ever be needed again.