Monday, November 21, 2005

Chipotle

I had to drag the kids out with me tonight so I could pick up some dinner for myself (damn that business trip). I was standing in line with 32 pound Darwin on my left hip and 43 pound Griffin lodged up under my right arm so he could watch. And then guy next me had the audacity to say, "You do realize you are just flaunting your fertility around, don't you?"

"If being a disheveled, bat-shit crazy, frazzled haired woman with two kids is 'flaunting my fertility,' then sweetheart, I've been flaunting my fertility all around town.

3 comments:

Jen said...

I wanted so badly to comment about what that guy said. But, I can't think of what to say. I am sure to think of it when I'm almost asleep!

capello said...

I don't know about you, but I find it scary how long (or how little, rather) information will stay retained in my brain.

Except for the useless stuff. That stuff won't go away!

chasmyn said...

What an odd thing for him to say. I am more intrigued by what prompted that remark than anything else.