I'm leaving tomorrow, headed to Chicago for the BlogHer conference and all the important things in life are baring down on me.
Like, should I wear a wireless bra to go through security at the airport?
I ask because last year sister had her hands down my pants during my pat down. Because, you know, to keep my ladies up and perky, Mommy requires quite a bit of metal reinforcement. And apparently the security guard took this as an open invitation to discuss panty styles and fabrics. She liked lace thongs. I like cotton hipsters.
She complemented me on my hipsters.
Of course, I should have thought this was odd. But me? Noooooo. I laughed. Out loud. A lot.
It's what I do in the most inappropriate of times. Laugh.
It wasn't until I was in California last year when I realized security guards should not be putting their hands down your pants.
Huh.
So now I'm all aflutter - should I go into the airport with saggy boobs in a wireless bra in hopes of not being patted down again? Can I take my properly boobie-holder-upper bra in my carry-on luggage and put it on after security? Will the bra flag them as something odd and would they then rifle through my bag and pull out crazy contraption of a girl holder and display it in front of everyone there?
Help me, I don't know what to do about my boobies.
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I don't think that underwires set off the metal detector since I always wear them. But you remind me of when I got my IUD, which is copper ... I actually asked my gynecologist if it would set off metal detectors, because I really didn't want a strip search for that one. He found me very amusing.
Agreed - I'm never without underwires, and I've never set off the alarm!
Underwire will make your boobs happy. Let them feel you up. That just means they think you're hot.
Huh? I always wear underwire and have never had THAT happen.
Oh yeah, never had that happen. What the heck?
Well, being a bear of very little boob, I don't know what to tell you about the bra.
But HAVE A GOOD TIME!!! :)
I fly a lot since my husband took a job that has us living overseas. I have occasionally had an underwire set off alarms but not often. Once I had it set off alarms in Bangkok but not in 3 other airports on the same trip. Takes a lot of plane changes and layovers to get from Jakarta to Texas!
I just flew last week and the underwire did not set off the alarms either coming or going.
I'm no help either, having no experience with hard-to-manage boobies. But this is a hilarious post.
Rather interesting site you've got here. Thanks for it. I like such themes and everything connected to them. I would like to read a bit more soon.
Best wishes
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