"Honey! I'm ho-ome!"
"In the kitchen, dear."
"What you doing sweetheart?"
"Just tenderizing the meat. You have a rough day hon?"
"Yeah, it was crazy."
::whack, whack:: "Um, hmm, I'm listening... let me go put this away...
"I do believe I need my knife next.."
"Say, is that Rolf hiding back there?"
"What, no, no - why would you ask -"
"Yes," ::sigh:: "Printus, it's me."
"But, what are you - ooooohhhh, I see."
"Please don't tell Emmanuel."
"Are you cra-"
::knock, knock::
"Emmanuel."
"Printus. Is Rolf here?"
"You have impeccable timing. How was your day?"
"You know, same old, same old. Took some practice shots for next week's invasion."
"May I come in and see Rolf now?"
"Um, hi Emmanuel. How'd you know I'd be here?"
"You've been here every damn day this week and I want to know what's going on."
"Well, um.."
"Rolf. Now."
"Okay, FINE. Sylvester and I are in love. We're leaving you both."
"You. Fucking. Bitch. After everything I've done for you! After forgiving your little indescression with Gunther! You turn around and have an affair with Rolf? You are fucking DEAD, do you understand me? DEAD."
::knock, knock::
Hello?
"Hi, it's Gunter. I was just heading into town for a pint..."
7 comments:
I can't wait for the next installment of Brokeback Lego.
Awesome.
What the hell kind of Advent Calendar
did you buy?
(I'm laughing my ass off by the way)
OMG I LIVE for the advent Calendar installments. It's possible that no thing could be funnier than Lego "skeletons in the closet". So many places to go with that one. Laughing my ass off. Seriously.
P.S. - Your Papa is in my prayers...
Is there an episode guide? Because I think I joined late and I don't know who everybody is
and no-one seems to have put their shit away this week
Holy shit! That was amusing
haha
now can i be in your blogs that are crafty and rock?
coz i like to think i do, sometimes
you kick ass btw, love the lego !
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