I am Sir Printus. Lord Griffin hath bestowed upon me a proper name.
Apparently "Little Fuckwad" is improper.
Come, let me take you to my lair.
Spelling and grammer are particular around here, especially when working with Lord Darwin.
First, please do feel comfortably in taking off your armor, hat and put away your dagger. As you can see, I have a place to put all my shit.
Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, are you worried about my joust? Silly you, I must carry it around to protect you.
Yeah, to protect you....