Thursday, June 18, 2009

Does She Walk? Does She Talk? Does She Come Complete?

A Laura Capello requested to be my friend on Facebook. After checking out her friends I've officially decided the lady is collecting Laura Capellos. Much like Bakugan cards, but with way kick-assier super powers.

Well, this Laura Capello beats that one because This One cooks gluten-free.

Of course, Aaron completely lost his shit. "Is your birthday on there?! She's gonna try to steal your identity! STEAL YOUR IDITENTY! The internet is bad! And evil!"

To which I have to remind him, bitch, I met you on the internets and I work on the interenets. Shutthefuckup.

So this chick has managed to befriend at least a half dozen Laura Capellos from all over the world and I can't help but wonder if it will somehow turn into a it puts the lotion on its skin and puts it in the basket again situation.

And, hi. My skin is already silky-smooth. I don't need any help in that department. Thanks.

9 comments:

amy h said...

That is one of the funniest un-funny movie lines in a movie ever.

Just don't be her friend if it is creepy.

intothethickofit said...

You do have really nice skin. I'm sure any Laura Capello would be glad to sport it.

Alicia A. said...

Ha!

(strange and awesome.)

LauraJ said...

There was a time I was collecting "Laura" bloggers. I stopped after finding yours. You're the Laura of all Lauras.

Rebecca F. said...

Wow. Weird.

I would have never thought to go around 'collecting' Rebeccas.

Crystal said...

Baahaa! The lotion lines creeps me out. But you never know...

While at the hairdresser's yesterday reading the lastest Cosmo, updating myself on how to be a virgin and the newest sex positions and all that, I read about idenity theft on Myspace and Facebook. There is a pretty good article in there. Plus you get all the crap about the being a virgin again.

Liz said...

Have you ever heard of the show "Are You Dave Gorman?" It was an English TV special about a guy who traveled the world trying to meet 100 (If memory serves) Dave Gormans. However, he had some certain "miles per DG" restrictions. Your post just reminded me of it...

thatgirlblogs said...

well I am sick of the porno freaks following me on twitter. makes me throw up.

So count your lucky-lauracapello-stars ;)

Wifey said...

Your reminder to Aaron made me LMAO! Too funny.

Winks & Smiles,
Wifey