I don't know what it is about this week, but I'm totally off. Everything is totally off. My eye is twitching. I got my panties in a bunch because I went for my annual vajay-jay appointment and my OB was out of town on vacation and I nearly had a hissy fit over not getting my bidness checked out appropriately.
I take my girly bits very seriously.
The weather is awful, the kids are stir crazy, the dog keeps poo'ing in her crate at night (actually, she hasn't the past two nights since I've changed her food BUT I'M STILL COUNTING THE POO since it was going on for over a week).
I need a fucking drink and a fucking beach vacation.
Or grow the hell up and put on my big girl panties. One or the other.
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Drink and beach. Big girl pants are highly overrated.
That was funny...damn dog!
i agree. big girl panties suck. rock on with the liquor and sand.
Man I missed your writing.....tell it as it is girl. No way to big girl panties (knickers to that)!!!
Big drink. After that, beach and pants are optional.
My eye has been twitching for three days. Oh, I feel your pain. :)
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