How are you? How's it goin'? How you doin'?
I'm piled under a craptastic amount of life and holyfuckingshit will someone come dig me out? Please?
I learned to knit on Saturday...
... and only knit. The lady did not trust me to teach me purl. Because, apparently, that's Top Secret Stuff and lo, I have to earn my way into The Secret Society of Knitters.
And, ha!, I'm suppose to have my scarf done by Friday to be given to a homeless person on Monday and boy howdy, I really hope they don't mind the gaping holes that my thumb can fit through.