Yeah.
You see, he likes to illegally burn yard waste. And he has this horrible habit of burning really smoke-y, disgustingly stinky stuff and quite honestly, I'm surprised he got away with it for over a year.
Okay, maybe in his defense he fully didn't know he couldn't burn yard stuff, but I TOLD HIM SO AND HE DIDN'T LISTEN. Men. Gah.
In any case, our fireplace thing-y (which is totally ghetto and I've hated all along) has got to go. The fire department said so.
Oh, darn.
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You didn't happen to call the fire department yourself, did you? Heh heh.
aw man! you could have roasted marshmellows.
Duffy! I'm digging her right now.
I love Duffy. Love her!
Wellll...he can't say he wasn't warned. did you just stand inside the house and giggle while the FD let him know the rules?
He is just a simple caveman. Your anti-incinerating laws frighten and confuse him.
gotta love validation from first responders. did you call from your cell or the home phone? Just kidding. sort of.
Have you forgotten that MAN (not woman) discovered fire? I guess next you'll be trying to stop him from enjoying things with WHEELS!
i COULD go on and on about this.
BUT I WON'T.
SINCE YOU LIVE IN KANSAS AND NOT CALIFORNIA.
but JEEEEEBUS.
okay.. I find that thing oddly cool looking. Am I nuts?
So the FD won't even respond when my neighbor kids have a bonfire in a pit in the ground - which they are pouring starterfluid on - and poking with sticks....But your dh gets told to get rid of his 'thing'?
I really must learn how to talk to the FD when I call 911...
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