"Okay Griff, would you like an apple or a blood orange?"
"I would like chips."
"Apple or blood orange?"
"Pretzels."
"Apple or blood orange?"
::gruff:: "Fine. A blood orange."
::cutting orange::
"Um... I don't think I can eat that. It's actually bleeding!"
Just out of curiosity, why do I need to recover from weekends? I mean, it's not like much got accomplished around here and Mondays just seem to be intensively more crazy the older I get.
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OH...Monday's are always the recovery days for most everyone...specially if you've spent the weekend cutting up things that actually bleed...
Chaos always reigns on Monday. Everything goes haywire. And I have it on pretty good authority that I'm always mean, all the time (but I hear that the most on Mondays).
I'm way older than you and I can tell you that it only gets better! I swear, your kids will reach an easy age and you'll be so happy! Then you'll get your cookbook published and open up a bakery in Arizona....Wishful thinking! Hey, it could happen, right?
Monday is the beginning of my recovery. Tuesday has become my true recovery day, since I have as many as four hours to myself.
Oh my cous! He is beyond his years! He cracks me up! Hope your Tuesday gets better!
Our weekends totally feel like that! I think out of every eight weeks, one is completely relaxing. Ugh.
Well, clearly that child has a future in law. Our response to that drill is, "Asked and answered, counselor." Ours is 11 and that just puts him over. *snort*
Monday is always my recover day. sunday throws my weekend all topsy turvey, and I am picking up the pieces on Monday.
Yeah, weekends generally aren't very restful around here either.
You are much better than I am about sticking to your guns with the fruit snacks. I was better about cutting up fruit when I didn't have a babe in one arm at all times. I resort to bunny crackers much too often.
I find Mondays tiring. But that's not saying much, I find EVERYTHING tiring these days.
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