Time it takes me to run down to the basement, get another rinse cycle started in the washer, and check e-mail: 8.2 minutes
Time it takes Darwin to strip naked, take off his poopy diaper and wander around the house leaving surprises everywhere only to sit in front of the tv: less than 8.2 minutes
Time it takes me to find (I think) all the surprises all over the house, with no light source in the living room (Darwin broke the last lamp last week) and no good sunlight due to rain: 1.3 hours
Oh yeah. Its a fabulous day.