We have a long-standing tradition to buy Lego Advent Calendars during the holiday season. We started doing them when we were dating and... yeah. It's taken on a life of its own.
One would tend to think that the Debacle of 2005 would be the pinnacle of What the frack is Lego thinking? But, turns out, they've outdone themselves.
Outdone themselves in a very majestic way.
I present: Naked Old Man Lego
Don't look at me. I didn't go there. Lego did. I'm just reporting like a good samaritan.
Because, you know, nothing says Happy Holidays! like an old man with an elf fetish wearing a black thong about to get his groove on.
See? He's even brushing his beard for sexy times.
Now, I would like to give Lego the benefit of the doubt here with the notion that maybe, just possibly the intention was for him to be a member of the Polar Bear Club... but maybe swim trunks? And um... a dolphin? You know, something that doesn't have a parent have to explain NAKED LEGO MAN in the advent calendar.
And the bigger questions in our house: WHAT'S A THONG? and IS HIS PENIS REALLY THAT BIG?